11-month-old`s father completes epic daycare questionnaire - New York News

11-month-old`s father completes epic daycare questionnaire

Posted: Updated:
(JesadBellic/Reddit) (JesadBellic/Reddit)
CHICAGO (FOX 32 News) -

Most parents would agree that the more a childcare provider knows about their charges, the better the quality of care. Daycare questionnaires are pretty standard these days.

But there is nothing typical about the answers one father wrote about his 11-month-old daughter, Emma. In fact, his answers may be one of the most honest this daycare has ever seen – and one of the funniest.

A Reddit user posted a photo of the questionnaire, and it has gone viral. It looks pretty standard, until you zoom in on some of the responses.

When asked about Emma's strengths, he says they include "slapstick comedy, playing one parent against the other and rapid digestion." Her interests include "long yells on the beach, firmly gripping the dog's hair, exploring parents' noses with fingers, and dawn - every single morning - without fail."

This little one has lofty goals too. Apart from "a Ph.D in theoretical physical cosmology," Emma's aims include "unplugging all power cords, overcoming her fear of water on her head and inflicting sleep deprivation on her parents."

Looks like someone has way too much fun filling out this form – to the benefit of the interwebs.

  • Local NewsLocal NewsMore>>

  • Friday Night Live: August 22, 2014

    Friday Night Live: August 22, 2014

    Friday, August 22 2014 10:34 PM EDT2014-08-23 02:34:20 GMT
    This is Fox 5's Friday Night Live, a weekly celebration of the end of the work week. All summer long, the Fox 5 team brings you the latest in entertainment, nightlife, food, and music in our area. In this episode: Ace Frehley, Big Sean, Week End Trends, and Chef Luca Manfé of MasterChef.
    This is Fox 5's Friday Night Live, a weekly celebration of the end of the work week. All summer long, the Fox 5 team brings you the latest in entertainment, nightlife, food, and music in our area. In this episode: Ace Frehley, Big Sean, Week End Trends, and Chef Luca Manfé of MasterChef.
  • Berg'n: new beer and food hall in Brooklyn

    Berg'n: new beer and food hall in Brooklyn

    Friday, August 22 2014 10:00 PM EDT2014-08-23 02:00:35 GMT
    The guys behind the Brooklyn Flea and Smorgasburg are at it again with a new food and booze venue called Berg'n, a new beer hall in Crown Heights. The place doesn't officially open until August 27, 2014, but owners Eric Demby and Jonathan Butler are giving it a test run for special guests, family, and the press.
    The guys behind the Brooklyn Flea and Smorgasburg are at it again with a new food and booze venue called Berg'n, a new beer hall in Crown Heights. The place doesn't officially open until August 27, 2014, but owners Eric Demby and Jonathan Butler are giving it a test run for special guests, family, and the press.
  • Giving your college-bound kids their space

    Giving your college-bound kids their space

    Friday, August 22 2014 9:31 PM EDT2014-08-23 01:31:50 GMT
    Going off to college is an exciting time for the entire family, especially for the upcoming freshman. But with technology, parents can be in touch all the time. What's too much and what's just enough? Freshman move-in day seems to be harder on the parents than the students at Stony Brook University.
    Going off to college is an exciting time for the entire family, especially for the upcoming freshman. But with technology, parents can be in touch all the time. What's too much and what's just enough? Freshman move-in day seems to be harder on the parents than the students at Stony Brook University.
Powered by WorldNow
Didn't find what you were looking for?
All content © Copyright 2000 - 2014 Fox Television Stations, Inc. and Worldnow. All Rights Reserved.
Privacy Policy | New Terms of Service What's new | Ad Choices