Last night's VMA's showed us more of Miley than anyone wanted to see. Hannah Montana is gone folks, we're left with the discarded husk of a child star suffering from some kind of muscle control disease. She twerked it, she licked it she performed heinous acts on a stuffed teddy bear. We get it, Miley, you're all grown up. But it was the popular fake news source The Onion that accurately predicted this dystopian future. Back in 2008, the Onion had an expert on that warned us of "over-using" the Disney star. He prophesied by 2013 she would be bereft of entertainment value and burned out. He was right.
Robin Thicke dressed up like the Joker and performed with Miley where they both performed unspeakable horrors with a foam #1 hand. IF you're going to blur lines with a hot mess 20 year old, keep it to yourself.
The Taylor Swift Cam caught some amazing swift reactions during cutaway shots at the VMAs. Most notably… her mouthing what looked like "Shut the f**k up" when Harry Styles was speaking (her ex.) She says she was saying "sorry about my arm." Ok, Taylor.