Lauren's Semi Hard News Report for Thursday - New York News

Lauren's Semi Hard News Report for Thursday

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When TMZ released video of Justin Beiber urinating into a mop pale and squirting something at a picture of President Clinton while cursing him out, Beiber confirmed what we all were already thinking: that he's a stupid, recklace jerk-face with no regard for other people's property, courtesy or a former leader of the free world.

So when Justin Pee-Pee tried to call President Clinton to apologize, we all secretly prayed the Pres. would take a screen grab of the call coming in, Tweet it and post "Sorry Baby Baby Baby." Unfortunately, that's not what happened. Not only did Clinton TAKE the call, he accepted that leaky Canadian's apology.

Bill, you're not helping.

There's a basketball whiz-kid named Titus who's making the talk show rounds to show off his incredible shooting skills. But on Fox & Friends, Titus's learned a valuable lesson- defense is just as important. Co-host Brian Kilmeade pegged the toddler in the face with the ball sending tiny Titus into a hysterical tailspin. Well next time keep your hands up when you're hanging around jealous TV hosts.

On General Hospital, a Fourth of July BBQ turned into a traumatizing event when little Emma's baby doll is accidentally tossed onto the grill and erupts in flames. Emma shrieks in horror as we cackle in delight. It just may be one of the funniest soap opera clips we've ever seen. Sorry Emma.  

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