By: Jay Evensen, Deseret News
1. I hope you did extra laundry last night so you could have a day off today. By the way, where is my blue shirt?
2. Let's hurry and open your presents so I can watch the game.
3. I'm glad you like it. You know, it was hard to find a hat that would look good with your gray hair.
4. Boy, I sure wish someone would give me
a special day.
5. They were out of plus sizes, so I got you this vacuum cleaner instead.
6. We got you a special treat: Ultimate fighting tickets for the whole family, on the front row!
7. Don't worry about the dishes, you can do them tomorrow.
8. Hey, you liked it
when I traced my hand and gave it to you as a child.
9. Is this a good time to tell you I've missed some payments on the loan you co-signed?
10. We chipped in and got you this coupon for laser hair removal!
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